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Issue # 9 out NOW!
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Horizontal Action
1433 wicker park ave. suite 2
chicago, IL 60622

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Featuring!!!
THE LEFTOVERS

LEFTOVERS- "We'd fight amongst ourselves, like brothers fighting over something stupid like a record. We all went up to Hervey Bay one weekend and stayed in this hotel. We were drinking and doing all this stupid shit, sticking vegemite sandwiches all over the walls, cooked a cane toad in the oven. Do you think we got caught? We got held there and had to go to court on Monday morning. This was all in the firecracker era too, before they got banned in Queensland. We'd do up a whole street crowded with people."

THE TESTORS

TESTORS- "It was very bizarre because (and I ainıt makin' this up) the head nurse at the clinic was a big tall blonde woman with a German accent. She takes me into the back room, I had on leather pants and all these chains and belts around the waist. We get back there and she says in that thick German accent "Take down your pants and give me your penis." She is sitting in a chair in front of me, so I figure- no problem fräulein, and I undo all the belts and chains, unbutton the leather pants and whip it out. She takes it in her hand and proceedes to put this long fuckin Q-tip into the piss hole of my dick. OUCH!!! WAY IN!! I really think she was enjoying herself too."

THE CHOSEN FEW

CHOSEN FEW - HA: You've used the likeness of Linda Lovelace on your posters proclaiming "I'm Choked Up for the Chosen Few." Were any of you big fans of Linda's work? Goid: "Why yes! We were always interested in sword swallowing and let's face it, she was the best!! Mind you, we always felt that if she had to gargle a really gigantic cock, such as that of every member of the Chosen Few, she would have met her match!"

THE PENETRATORS

PENETRATORS- HA: Whatıs the origin of the PENETRATORS name? Jack: "Well, this is actually a scoop we're giving Horizontal Action! We've ducked the question in the past, but for the first time, here goes: In the late seventies, there was an X-Rated movie called Fringe Benefits. It featured a house band at a nightclub, and the name of this band was Tommy Vaseline & The PENETRATORS. Well, I wasn't crazy about "Tommy Vaseline" but I thought "THE PENETRATORS" had a really cool ring to it, and the rest is history, as they say. "

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